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How To Beat The 5 Most Annoying Types On The Internet.

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The World of Cyber Space:

You need to learn how to deal with five of the most aggravating people in Cyber Space, if you are to become a successful entrepreneur on the Web. The Internet is a universe which is populated by people who have found they have a new freedom. A lot of them are able to express themselves in ways they couldn’t do, if they were face to face with each other.

·Miniwatts Marketing Group reports in the 2nd quarter of 2008, there were 1.5 billion users
·Google searches 1 trillion unique URLs daily
·According to Netcraft.com there were over 178 millions websites online, in August 2008
·Over 5 billion pages are added and 5 billion pages spidered daily by Search Engines

Warning:

Even though the size of the Internet is immense, you find you are bombarded with five of the most irritating types of people, who are hell bent on wasting your time. (That is besides the revolting creatures known as ‘Spammers’.) We met a couple once, when they stayed at our place, Seachange Lodge Resort, in the tropical island nation of Vanuatu, in the South Pacific. Great looking, innocent, clean cut older teenage guys. One even enjoyed surfing over the coral reef. Somehow they managed to get our address blacklisted and closed down. It was only when they were spiked and instantly jumped on a plane out of Vanuatu that same afternoon, our suspicions were confirmed as to what they had been up to for six weeks. We ended up having a police car patrolling past our place looking for the offenders.

But we’re off the subject. Back to beating the most irritating creatures on the Web:

Cretin:

The Cretin doesn’t appear to have anything of value to say and mostly uses foul language to make a comment. It would also seem that the Cretin is barely able to get out of bed in the mentality department and likes to relate everything to sex. (Not that there’s anything wrong with sex). It is easy to identify The Cretin, so you can hastily beat the Cretin with the dreaded ‘Click Away’.

Lunatic:

You are usually able to easily distinguish who the Lunatic is. The lunatic seems to be quite harmless and often you feel pity for him/her, as they don’t appear to know the rules. It also seems the Lunatic has no interest, or use for logic. That’s not always a disadvantage as logic is often boring.

Everything a Lunatic tries to say corroborates the lunacy. However, there are occasions when the Lunatic has a flash of inspiration, which some call being eccentric. Yet, the eccentric may have a whacky idea that works, after all, that’s how we have the light bulb. Eddison belonged to the eccentric category and many of his friends wrote him off. You learn to skim read the Lunatic’s writing, looking for that rare flash of insight. It could be the one thing that pushes your website to the giddy heights of success.

Moron:

Now the Moron isn’t always so easy to recognize, as the Moron disappears into the crowd and would appear to think like everyone else. The Moron will often say the right thing, but you soon discover there is a twisted logic behind the words. Occasionally you get caught up in the Moron’s illogical way of thinking, so if what the Moron says doesn’t fit in with your logic, dump it. That is provided you know where you’re headed.

Fool:

The Fool never seems to be on the same page as everyone else, constantly putting his/her foot in the mouth. The Fool has a problem keeping focused and is readily bamboozled. The Fool never has an original idea, or creative thought and is an expert at wasting time, particularly when he/she is out to sell you a product which has little value. You can find the Fool useful if you are only looking for a laugh. The Fool, like the Cretin, is easy to spot and a laugh a day can help to keep you sane.

Dummy:

The dummy is also easily confused and promptly gets lost in Cyber Space, with the hard-to-get-a-handle-on language, which Internet gurus simply love to use. The dummy needs everything clarified in simple and easy to follow instructions, with NO STEPS MISSED OUT! Internet experts (squirts under pressure) have little tolerance for the so called, lesser intelligent Dummy. While you may get annoyed with the Dummies, don’t beat them to death. Their questions often show up something you still need to learn. No matter how far you travel in Cyber Space, there is always another program where you will be the Dummy.

Then there is You.

Now having sorted everyone else out, how about You? You are a mix of all of the above and can be any one of the Irritating Five at any point in time. You even act and sound just like them. You have your own barriers you need to beat, yet there is only one pathway to the Summit of Success in Cyber Space. It is paved with Discipline, Patience, Passion and Perseverance. There will always be others ahead of you and others behind you, so move quickly around those five annoying people on the Internet. Keep your eyes on your own goals and ambitions. Stay with your dream of success and before long you too will be standing as a successful entrepreneur on the dizzy heights of the Summit of Success, in spite of the irritating people around you.

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